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#331 ski3pin

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Posted 24 November 2018 - 04:32 PM

I'll drink to that!


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#332 Casa Escarlata Robles Too

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Posted 24 November 2018 - 10:13 PM

A few months ago I thought I would fire up the turntable

and play one of my favorite Dave Brubeck vinyl records

"Jazz Impressions of the US". It's one of his first recordings from about 1954.

Years ago my daughter found the old vinyl record and gave it to me.

All was good in the world,I put the record on the turntable pressed play,

arm went down, music started.

 

As I listened the record seemed to not last as long as it should.

No big deal, I continued my work turned the record over when side one finished.

Listening to side two also seemed to go quickly also.

 

After the music finished I realized I had been listening to the music at the wrong speed, 45 instead of 33.

So I changed speed and now all was good with the world.

 

I guess at our age Jazz pretty much sounds the same at any speed.

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Posted 28 January 2019 - 11:18 PM

You kno0w you're a geezer when...................................your wife finds your cell phone buried in the truck's center console, turns it on, and busies herself deleting six to seven months worth of messages.

"I only turn the thing on if I need to call somebody," I said. "i haven't needed to call anyone."


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#334 ski3pin

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Posted 01 February 2019 - 04:07 AM

...............................when you are returning from a hike, you look down on the busy tailhead parking lot, and say out loud, "Look, someone has a truck and camper just like ours!"

 

 

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#335 Wandering Sagebrush

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Posted 01 February 2019 - 04:59 AM

...............................when you are returning from a hike, you look down on the busy tailhead parking lot, and say out loud, "Look, someone has a truck and camper just like ours!"
 
 
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And it even has a shovel on top, just like ours.
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Posted 02 February 2019 - 05:07 PM

You have a tendency to forget when you're repeating yourself.
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Posted 02 February 2019 - 05:07 PM

You have a tendency to forget when you're repeating yourself.
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Posted 02 February 2019 - 11:58 PM

Stop me if you've heard this story befor..... Oh, you have?


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Posted 03 February 2019 - 12:58 AM

A youngster asks for $20 if they guess your birthdate. You say sure, they state your birthday, you hand over $20 and ask how they did it and they state "you told me yesterday."
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Posted 03 February 2019 - 02:24 PM

...the phrase “Burning the Midnight Oil” means staying up past 9:00 PM.
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