Jump to content


Photo
- - - - -

You know you're a geezer when.......................


  • Please log in to reply
941 replies to this topic

#341 ski3pin

ski3pin

    Belay On

  • Site Team
  • 15,251 posts
  • LocationSierra Nevada Range

Posted 08 February 2019 - 04:21 PM

...the phrase “Burning the Midnight Oil” means staying up past 9:00 PM.

 

 

There are two nine o'clocks in a day?


  • 0

2003 Ford Ranger FX4 Level II 2013 ATC Bobcat SE "And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."- Abraham Lincoln  http://ski3pin.blogspot.com/


#342 Wandering Sagebrush

Wandering Sagebrush

    Free Range Human

  • Site Team
  • 10,532 posts
  • LocationNortheast Oregon

Posted 08 February 2019 - 06:38 PM

There are two nine o'clocks in a day?


Legal answer: it depends.
  • 0

I am haunted by waters


#343 JaSAn

JaSAn

    Grumpy Old Man

  • Members
  • 1,098 posts
  • LocationMinnesota

Posted 08 February 2019 - 06:46 PM

You have a clock that tells you what day it is.


  • 1
Sköldpaddan, a 1977 FWC Grandby
Renovating Skoldpaddan
2012 Ram 2500 4X4
1951 Dodge Power Wagon

#344 pvstoy

pvstoy

    Senior Member

  • Members
  • 2,760 posts
  • LocationCarson City, NV

Posted 08 February 2019 - 08:33 PM

You have a clock that tells you what day it is.

 

 

I needed that clock today!


  • 0

Patrick

2015 FWC Hawk Flatbed


#345 LuckyDan

LuckyDan

    Senior Member

  • Members
  • 644 posts
  • LocationBased in Eastern, NOW CENTRAL Oregon

Posted 10 February 2019 - 02:23 AM

When HR hand delivers your retirement packet, unplanned and uninvited.....
Happened to me Friday.

When the Boy Scouts stop by as part of their Honored Citizens Check in, when it snows.
Happened to me this morning. I’m rather confident “Honored” does not mean I’ve done something heroic, honorable or noteworthy.

Makes me want to crank up the fire pit on the deck, drink a whiskey and shoot off a bunch of fireworks to annoy the neighbors. Then I can go from being a geezer to being the crazy old b@#&¥€d at the end of the lane.
  • 1

Old, bum around in Ford and an even older FWC Grandby

New Mantra: "Everyday camping is just making up for lost time"


#346 craig333

craig333

    Riley's Human

  • Members
  • 8,000 posts
  • LocationSacramento

Posted 10 February 2019 - 11:12 PM

I wish I had a lawn. I also wish HR would hand me a packet.


  • 0

Craig K6JGV_________________________ 2004 2500 CTD 4X4 FWC HAWK 1960 CJ5


#347 Wandering Sagebrush

Wandering Sagebrush

    Free Range Human

  • Site Team
  • 10,532 posts
  • LocationNortheast Oregon

Posted 11 February 2019 - 01:26 AM

I wish I had a lawn. I also wish HR would hand me a packet.

When we went through my last round of budget cuts, I volunteered myself in lieu of laying off the programming staff that reported to me. The CIO refused, saying “No, you’re too eager”. Actually, she knew my severance package would have payed me for nearly a year.

I submitted my retirement papers a week or so later. No regrets.
  • 0

I am haunted by waters


#348 ski3pin

ski3pin

    Belay On

  • Site Team
  • 15,251 posts
  • LocationSierra Nevada Range

Posted 19 February 2019 - 06:08 AM

.......when you hear so many people say, "I'm blown away," and you notice they are still here.
  • 0

2003 Ford Ranger FX4 Level II 2013 ATC Bobcat SE "And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."- Abraham Lincoln  http://ski3pin.blogspot.com/


#349 buckland

buckland

    Senior Member

  • Members
  • 3,050 posts
  • LocationNew England

Posted 03 March 2019 - 01:03 PM

If you know what they mean when you read "be kind...rewind"


  • 0

2016 Duramax 2.8 Diesel long bed Colorado 4WD with 2011 Eagle

Lordwoodcraft  instagram        Rob
The only people who ever get anyplace interesting are the people who get lost.
Henry David Thoreau
"Work to achieve not to acquire"

 


#350 pvstoy

pvstoy

    Senior Member

  • Members
  • 2,760 posts
  • LocationCarson City, NV

Posted 03 March 2019 - 04:10 PM

.........In the morning you look at your weekly pill container to know what day of the week it is.

 

So true.


  • 1

Patrick

2015 FWC Hawk Flatbed





0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users