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#351 ski3pin

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Posted 03 March 2019 - 06:03 PM

Gold Star for that one, Patrick! :)


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#352 Wandering Sagebrush

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Posted 03 March 2019 - 06:05 PM

...when you realize that having “Male Pattern Blindness” is not only true, but you have a severe case of it.
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#353 Alley-Kat

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Posted 03 March 2019 - 06:11 PM

.........In the morning you look at your weekly pill container to know what day of the week it is.

 

So true.

 

And, then you look at the clock you have that tells you what day of the week it actually is and you say...

 

"Crap, I've just missed three days of my meds."

 

More true.


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#354 JaSAn

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Posted 03 March 2019 - 07:55 PM

^^ what Alley-Kat said.

 

If I went by my pill box it'd be Wednesday today.


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Posted 14 March 2019 - 02:10 PM

.......................................you get such great news about your grandkids that your pace maker opens the garage door.
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#356 ski3pin

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Posted 22 March 2019 - 05:05 AM

,............you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of by the police.
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#357 JaSAn

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Posted 29 March 2019 - 09:00 PM

. . . . .  when getting a little action means my prune juice is working.


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Posted 09 June 2019 - 11:09 AM

Apparently this topic has trickled down to the thirty somethings!
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#359 Old Crow

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Posted 09 June 2019 - 01:56 PM

The other day I went out to my utility trailer expecting it to be locked like this....

 

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... only to find it locked like this....

 

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It's hard to believe that my attention span is so short that I 


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Posted 09 June 2019 - 05:05 PM

I think I'm gonna start whispering "I see dead people..... " to all of the youngsters at work.....


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