Yeah at least the horses are fun to watch.
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Posted 23 March 2018 - 01:15 PM
Saw the Clydesdales back in the 70's when I was a 'tweener'. Dang but those guys are huge! At least they are to a kid that size.
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These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services:
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Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.'The sermon tonight:'Searching for Jesus.'
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Posted 24 March 2018 - 06:04 PM
Some classics there, thanks!
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Posted 24 March 2018 - 08:48 PM
OMG... thanks for the laughs!
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Posted 24 March 2018 - 09:14 PM
Ah now just missed St Paddy's day but Guinness always had great old commercials in the 70's and 80's
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Posted 25 March 2018 - 04:32 AM
Those were some classic church sayings. Thanks for the laugh!!
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Posted 26 March 2018 - 12:22 AM
Ah now just missed St Paddy's day but Guinness always had great old commercials in the 70's and 80's
That's a good laugh,thanks.
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Posted 27 March 2018 - 02:17 AM
I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the
“Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a
grownup, it feels like a small vacation.
The biggest lie I tell myself is ”I don't need to write that down,
I'll remember it."
I don’t have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights"! I’m just very wise.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would’ve put them on my knees.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just going to
transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age “Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering
what I came in there for.
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Posted 28 March 2018 - 12:14 AM
Some good truism's.
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