These alliterations are barely bearable. And that is the bare truth.
Someone else can bear the burden of beer-less bears in Billings(or Butte or Bozeman).
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I need to hear a good new joke
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#1252
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Posted 22 February 2019 - 03:33 AM
What do you call a rabbit raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
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Posted 23 February 2019 - 05:45 AM
You don't say!
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Posted 23 February 2019 - 05:46 AM
Before the invention of the crowbar crows had to do their drinking at home.
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Posted 23 February 2019 - 07:02 AM
I understand that a crow has one less pinion feather than a raven. Therefore how do you tell a crow from a raven?
It’s a matter of opinion.
It’s a matter of opinion.
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#1256
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Posted 23 February 2019 - 06:25 PM
Before the invention of the crowbar crows had to do their drinking at home.
Shoshone, CA has 'em covered:
Can vouch for their hamburgers!
Edited by ntsqd, 23 February 2019 - 06:25 PM.
Thom
Where does that road go?
Where does that road go?
#1257
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Posted 25 February 2019 - 09:04 PM
Time for lawyer jokes...
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No…
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No…
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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Posted 26 February 2019 - 01:49 AM
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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#1259
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Posted 26 February 2019 - 01:53 AM
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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Posted 26 February 2019 - 01:55 AM
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
What’s the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyer in the road....
Skid marks in front of the snake!
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