I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of prison but then I remembered you cannot end a sentence with a proposition.
I need to hear a good new joke
#1281
Posted 22 March 2019 - 10:29 PM
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#1282
Posted 22 March 2019 - 11:38 PM
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of prison but then I remembered you cannot end a sentence with a proposition.
Sounds like a proposition occurred much earlier.
I am haunted by waters
#1283
Posted 25 March 2019 - 05:07 AM
A country Doctor was making a house call on one of his very ill patients when he noticed a very quaint well in the yard. As he walked over for a closer look, he tripped and fell head first down the well and drowned.
You can guess the moral of the story....
#1284
Posted 26 March 2019 - 03:01 PM
Russ
#1285
Posted 26 March 2019 - 04:44 PM
"Doctors should mind the sick and leave the well alone"
#1286
Posted 26 March 2019 - 05:13 PM
groannn ;-)
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#1287
Posted 27 March 2019 - 03:06 AM
#1288
Posted 27 March 2019 - 03:34 AM
So dumb it's funny.
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was also a blonde.
The officer asked to see the lady's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
Where does that road go?
#1289
Posted 27 March 2019 - 03:52 PM
*SCAM ALERT*
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall
and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen
for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's,
Home Depot, Sam’s Club, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally
by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam
while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out
to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't
happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works; Two very beautiful, college-age girls will
come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into
your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and
Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy
T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and
offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to
McDonald's.
You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the
other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen February 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also March 1st, 2nd,
8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming
weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take
advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper
ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of
their stores.
Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds
just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart
So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn
them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just
before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)
So please be very careful!!! It could happen to you
#1290
Posted 29 March 2019 - 01:11 PM
So, I have an EpiPen now... My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
Edited by ntsqd, 29 March 2019 - 01:11 PM.
Where does that road go?
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