Don't say, "They didn't teach us that in school."
Yes they did.
You were talking.
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I need to hear a good new joke
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#1341
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Posted 04 December 2019 - 06:41 PM
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Posted 13 December 2019 - 03:47 PM
The three hardest things to say
1. I was wrong
2. I need help
3. Worcestershire Sauce
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Posted 13 December 2019 - 04:12 PM
Two hats were hanging out on a hat rack.
One said, “You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.”
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#1344
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Posted 13 December 2019 - 04:16 PM
I have learned you can tell a lot about a man by how a dog reacts to him. For example, if a police k9 is taking him down, he may not be ideal.
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Posted 13 December 2019 - 10:38 PM
I still think my favorite thing that's ever happened to me on the internet is the time a guy said "People change their minds when you show them the facts". And I said, "Actually, studies show that's not true" and linked to two separate studies.
Guess what he said?
"Yeah well, I still think that facts change minds... "
Doh!
https://heleo.com/fa...ds-heres/16242/
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Power considerations thread - https://www.wanderth...e-power-scotty/
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#1346
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Posted 17 December 2019 - 03:20 PM
You never appreciate what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
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#1347
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Posted 17 December 2019 - 04:04 PM
I successfully stole a case of toilet paper...
Got off Scott free
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#1348
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Posted 17 December 2019 - 04:11 PM
When I was a kid my Dad would always say, "Pardon my French," right after a swear word. I'll never forget my first day of school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French.
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Posted 21 December 2019 - 05:48 AM
Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show that people who have more birthdays live longer.
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Posted 22 December 2019 - 04:19 PM
You're riding a horse full speed, there's a giraffe beside you, and you're being chase by a lion. What do you do?
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You're drunk, get off the carousel!
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