I remember growing up and seeing old guys, and they all had a healthy dose of idiosyncrasies. I stayed at this one guy's place for a week. Before I could park in the driveway, he had to inspect my old station wagon for oil leaks. No leaks were allowed on his concrete. He was a geezer.
I never, ever thought I'd be one of them. When did I know?
That's the question I'm asking you.
Sexual and bodily function answers are not allowed. Not because we're prudes, but because as geezers, we've already heard them all. So let's be more creative, positive, and happy.
My answer - I knew I was a geezer when I realized I have a 2003 truck and it still looks new.
Now all of you younger people, your day is coming. No reason to rush toward it, but better embrace it as it is inevitable - or you've cashed in your chips.
Last thought - geezerdom is not gender specific, so this question is aimed at everyone.