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[Wandering Sagebrush]

My wife got a new poster. "Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Most of the time I let him sleep."

[Bseek]

You forgot that the turn signal lever produces a clicking noise until you got your new hearing aids and heard it for the first time in years. 

[PaulT]

When all the spam in your email account seems to offer arthritis treatments, Medicare Advantage offers, dating services for mature adults, IRA distribution advice etc.

 

Paul

[ski3pin]

You have all given us a good laugh. Keep it up!

[caseboy]

when you would rather use a hand tool than a power tool and do a better job.

when your '97 ford diesel is a great truck, but not as good as the '69 camper special(aqua blue)

when the classic rock favorite song on the radio really is too loud

when you find yourself repeating the sayings like "that's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick"

 

all in all --i think i've been a geezer most of my adult life

 

wes

[camelracer]

I know there was  a good reason I came into this room but can't remember what it was.

[PaulT]

I know there was  a good reason I came into this room but can't remember what it was.

Then you have to go back to the room where you started to see where your body and the thought about the object being searched for took separate paths. Sometimes, you get lucky.

Paul

[Foy]

When the girl running the self-checkout lines at the grocery store waves you right through after you press the "Over 60" button for a 5% discount. No ID required, sir.

[billharr]

When you think your check is wrong and find you were given the senior discount. 

 

When you realize how many companies sell medicare insurance. Because they all have you on their mailing list.

 

For use motorcycle riders

.........  One of your requirements for a new motorcycle is you can pick it up by your self.

[N'kwala]

• When you wonder whether your mom's doctor is old enough to have graduated. (I'm pretty sure he doesn't shave yet.)
• When your younger friends who you always think of as bright kids start talking about their pensions and marking high milestone birthdays.
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Edited by N'kwala, 26 August 2015 - 03:43 PM.