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[ski3pin]

Back in my musician days I tried adding singing to my performances. My voice filled the hall and people left to make room for it.

[pvstoy]

Ski... love this one,lol.

[JaSAn]

RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE:

(If you remember Red Skelton you get an 'old' endorsement on your geezer card).

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food, and companionship.  She goes on Tuesday, I go on Friday.
2. We also sleep in separate beds.  Her's is in California and mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.  "Somewhere we haven't been in a long time!" she said.  So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands.  If I let go, she shops.
6. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor.  I asked where the car was?  She told me "In the lake."
7. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days.  Then the mud fell off.
8. I married Miss Right,  I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.
9. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.  I don't like to interrupt her.
10. Our last fight was my fault though.  My wife asked, "What's on TV?"  I said, "Dust!"

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Boy some of those could get you in trouble.

Hope the other half isn't reading this post.

Frank