I would have fallen off the carousel by then.
I need to hear a good new joke
#1351
Posted 22 December 2019 - 04:57 PM
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#1352
Posted 31 December 2019 - 09:01 PM
Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, And go to Hell. The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to them 'Doesnt the heat and smoke bother you?' Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know.'
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough andturns up the heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two from Minnesota , the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is in misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?' Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice.'
The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell. The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.
The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?'
They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know, if hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl.'
Bill Harr 2005 Tundra and a 2013 Hawk custom interior.
#1353
Posted 01 January 2020 - 12:27 AM
Ha Ha good one.
Frank
2002 Tundra AC TRD 4WD Limited 2009 ATC Bobcat loaded http://sharychic.blogspot.com/
#1354
Posted 05 January 2020 - 08:49 PM
#1355
Posted 05 January 2020 - 10:23 PM
I like opera. Pagliacci anyone?
I am haunted by waters
#1356
Posted 07 January 2020 - 03:33 PM
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They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know, if hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl.'
Bill, that's a good one. Maybe this is the year!
#1357
Posted 07 January 2020 - 10:55 PM
Sorry Al go 49ers.
Should be a good game.
Frank
2002 Tundra AC TRD 4WD Limited 2009 ATC Bobcat loaded http://sharychic.blogspot.com/
#1358
Posted 13 January 2020 - 03:57 AM
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted but the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber shaved off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
#1359
Posted 13 January 2020 - 04:48 AM
My wife liked this one too, so even though some might consider it politically incorrect, I think it should be safe to post. Moderators, let me know if not!
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#1360
Posted 13 January 2020 - 07:25 PM
So many choices.
Frank
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