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#1371 PaulT

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Posted 22 January 2020 - 10:45 PM

 Shame! Making groan men cry. What’s this forum coming to?

 

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I thought getting old would take longer.

#1372 ski3pin

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Posted 23 January 2020 - 05:30 AM

I'm attempting to relive my youth but it turning out to be more like earth, wind, and fiber.


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#1373 ski3pin

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Posted 26 January 2020 - 03:47 PM

Forgive me Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest...for I have synonymed

 

 


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#1374 ski3pin

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Posted 14 February 2020 - 04:29 PM

A Pessimist sees a dark tunnel

An Optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel

A Realist sees a freight train

The Engineer sees three idiots standing on the tracks


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#1375 ski3pin

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Posted 26 February 2020 - 03:08 PM

When I die I want my last words to be, "I left a million dollars under........................."


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#1376 Wandering Sagebrush

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Posted 26 February 2020 - 03:20 PM

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But, smoking bacon will cure it...


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I am haunted by waters


#1377 ski3pin

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Posted 26 February 2020 - 04:31 PM

You know where Captain Hook bought his hook?

At the second hand store.


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#1378 Casa Escarlata Robles Too

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Posted 26 February 2020 - 09:01 PM

You know where Captain Hook bought his hook?

At the second hand store.

ARRG!

 

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#1379 buckland

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Posted 26 February 2020 - 09:19 PM

Ar Ar Ar Ar!
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#1380 Atlin

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Posted 27 February 2020 - 02:49 PM

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But, smoking bacon will cure it...

 

of course, everyone knows two negatives make a positive!


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