I asked my wife last night, "You know if I die, could you please bury me with a roll of toilet paper. At least, as I move over to the other side, I'll be able to clean my back side."
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I need to hear a good new joke
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#1421
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Posted 20 April 2020 - 04:23 PM
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Posted 20 April 2020 - 07:02 PM
Had to add this here also.
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#1423
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Posted 21 April 2020 - 04:51 PM
I'm feeling a bit homesick today. This helps.
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Posted 21 April 2020 - 05:01 PM
I'm feeling a bit homesick today. This helps.
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I actually lol-ed. 
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Posted 21 April 2020 - 05:48 PM
We’ve got to get the country opened back up. Not much more left in the barrel.
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Posted 21 April 2020 - 07:15 PM
Good one Ski that would come in handy when you talk to your family in Wisconsin.
Frank
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Posted 22 April 2020 - 09:09 AM
Oh guys,
sounds like i have to learn a lot.
That´s like German and Bavarians from deepest Bavarian Forest 
Get me one more beer!
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Posted 25 April 2020 - 04:41 AM
I just realized 2020 is a leap year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March, and April lasts 5 years.
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Posted 25 April 2020 - 06:17 AM
*2**10
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Posted 29 April 2020 - 10:09 PM
If dogs could text...
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