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[Wandering Sagebrush]

What do you call a bear with antlers?

 

Beer

[JaSAn]

Pro time saving tip:

 

Tired of boiling water every time you make pasta?

 

Next time boil a few extra gallons and freeze them for later.

[Wandering Sagebrush]

Pro time saving tip:

 

Tired of boiling water every time you make pasta?

 

Next time boil a few extra gallons and freeze them for later.

Instant water is even easier...

 

just add water and stir.

[camelracer]

I'd be a backpacker if I could just find a decent freeze dried IPA.

[ski3pin]

I've always wondered who it was that saw beans that were fried only once and said, "This is not enough."

[smlobx]

A little long but an interesting pondering of life in America.....

 

Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America.....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why don't they make the whole plane out of the material that a 'black box' is made of?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Very interesting bits of info.

Frank

[smlobx]

Here’s another interesting story..

 

This is a story of self control and marksmanship. A woman survived a GRIZZLY bear attack with ONE well placed shot from her itsy bitsy .25 caliber Beretta Jetfire.

These are her own words:

”While out hiking in Missoula, Montana with my boyfriend, we were surprised when a huge grizzly bear came charging at us out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire I would not be here today! 

I yanked it out of my purse and fired one shot. It hit my boyfriend in his kneecap and the bear caught him easily. While the grizzly mauled the poor cripple, I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. I love that pistol. I'll find other boyfriends”.

Not at all what you expected?  

[ski3pin]

"What came first, you or the egg?"

"Why did you cross the road?"

"How is it that everything tastes like you?"

"I want answers!"

The detective grilled the chicken.

[JaSAn]

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

 

I'll let you know.