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#1731 Wandering Sagebrush

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Posted 13 April 2021 - 09:31 PM

 How many ears does Captain Kirk have? 
 

 

Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

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#1732 Casa Escarlata Robles Too

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Posted 13 April 2021 - 11:50 PM

Oh another Groaner. Thanks.

Frank


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#1733 Wandering Sagebrush

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Posted 21 April 2021 - 01:44 PM

I just got gas for $1.79!
 

Unfortunaely it was at Taco Bell.


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#1734 JaSAn

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Posted 21 April 2021 - 01:50 PM

I get mine at White Castle.  Plus free lube!


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#1735 Wandering Sagebrush

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Posted 21 April 2021 - 02:19 PM

I get mine at White Castle.  Plus free lube!

TMI :P


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#1736 craig333

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Posted 21 April 2021 - 06:02 PM

You guys are too much :)


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#1737 Wandering Sagebrush

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Posted 25 April 2021 - 02:55 PM

For this one, I invoke the Cowboy Code.

 

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#1738 PaulT

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Posted 25 April 2021 - 03:45 PM

Anyone who thinks it is possible to make money on horses hasn’t owned one. 
Only the vet., feed store, and tack store make money. Some well run stables with an endless supply of horse crazy young girls willing to clean, feed, and exercise horses for boarding their horse can do OK.  
 

Horses, otherwise, are  similar to boats in this respect.

 

Paul

 

ps. I have had and still have both horses and boats.   :)


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#1739 ski3pin

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Posted 25 April 2021 - 04:07 PM

My brother often talks about a friend of his who has five children at home. This friend is often asked how, it this day and age, he is able to afford raising five children. His standard answer, "I don't own a horse."


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#1740 buckland

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Posted 25 April 2021 - 04:43 PM

Up $20


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