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#1741 ski3pin

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Posted 25 April 2021 - 06:59 PM

Up $20

 

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#1742 Wandering Sagebrush

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Posted 25 April 2021 - 07:35 PM

Yup, it’s easy to over think this...


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#1743 buckland

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Posted 25 April 2021 - 07:40 PM

I do have to admit I’m retired math teacher... and I have seen these before!
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#1744 pvstoy

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Posted 25 April 2021 - 08:02 PM

Up $20

Using old math!

After a new shirt and a beer has broke even.

Edited by pvstoy, 25 April 2021 - 08:04 PM.

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#1745 buckland

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Posted 25 April 2021 - 08:19 PM

All the above!


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Posted 26 April 2021 - 09:48 PM

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.  

 
 
Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
 
 
The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows!  He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!  He's like a machine! 
 
 
 
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ............ but they kind of taste like peppermint.

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#1747 Vic Harder

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Posted 26 April 2021 - 10:01 PM

Good one!


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#1748 ski3pin

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Posted 26 April 2021 - 11:29 PM

A great old classic! :)


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#1749 ntsqd

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Posted 27 April 2021 - 01:52 AM

To my mind he's only up $10. It is true that he made $10 on both sales, but the second purchase cost him $10 more than he made on the first sale.

 

i can see the logic behind saying up $20, but I don't agree with it.


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#1750 Casa Escarlata Robles Too

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Posted 27 April 2021 - 06:56 PM

Nowadays,what's $10 one way or the other.

But I think you are right about the profit.

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