Parsons Postulate: Something is truly lost when your wife moves it.
More truth to that one, more than I'm allowed to say.
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Posted 03 May 2021 - 08:28 PM
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Posted 04 May 2021 - 03:27 AM
More truth to that one, more than I'm allowed to say.
Hmmmm. Discretion truly is the better part of valor?
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Posted 04 May 2021 - 01:35 PM
Today feels like a Star Wars kind of day.
May the Fourth be with you.
I’ll see myself out...
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Posted 04 May 2021 - 07:12 PM
Happy Star Wars day.
Let the silliness begin.
Frank
PS make the bad man go away.
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Posted 04 May 2021 - 11:04 PM
Like that one Frank! Droll is always good.
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Posted 05 May 2021 - 03:32 PM
How to cook crack and clean crabs.
Step one, learn to use commas.
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Posted 08 May 2021 - 06:29 PM
As Mother’s Day approaches, a bit of wisdom for us gents...
”A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.”
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Posted 15 May 2021 - 12:26 AM
How to cook crack and clean crabs.
Step one, learn to use commas.
As Mother’s Day approaches, a bit of wisdom for us gents...
”A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.”
I like both of these... thanks for the laugh!
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Posted 15 May 2021 - 02:17 AM
How true.
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Posted 16 May 2021 - 04:03 AM
A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous woman eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of her socket towards the man. With his quick reflexes, he caught it in mid-air. "Oh my god, I'm sooooo sorry," the woman said as she popped her eye back into its socket. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you." They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman offered to drive him home. "But it's over an hour out of your way," the man said. "Are you sure you don't mind?" "Not at all," she said. "I'm looking forward to it." The guy was amazed and flattered. "You know, you're the perfect woman," he said. "Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replied, "you just happened to catch my eye!"
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