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#2011 pvstoy

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Posted 19 September 2022 - 10:02 PM

My Gal showed me this today from her Face-book feed.

 

This might also apply to the posting,  "You know you are a Geezer when... you understand this..

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#2012 PaulT

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Posted 21 September 2022 - 03:51 PM

That’s great!
 

My doctor said I need to spend more time in the gym, so I renamed the bathroom from “the john” to “the jim.”  Now, I have an excuse for keeping reading material there.

 

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#2013 Wandering Sagebrush

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Posted 21 October 2022 - 01:01 PM

Medical science has just released the name for the syndrome of owning too many dogs.

 

It’s called Roverdose.  :P   I’m afraid I might have it.


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#2014 ski3pin

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Posted 21 October 2022 - 03:56 PM

Medical science has just released the name for the syndrome of owning too many dogs.

 

It’s called Roverdose.   :P   I’m afraid I might have it.

 

Might? :)

 

You are so lucky to have the Bride keeping you in check.


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#2015 Wandering Sagebrush

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Posted 21 October 2022 - 04:27 PM

Might? :)

 

You are so lucky to have the Bride keeping you in check.

 

There are oh so many reasons for being grateful The Bride keeps me in check...


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#2016 Casa Escarlata Robles Too

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Posted 05 December 2022 - 11:42 PM

Cowboys would put a lantern on their saddle at night so they

could find the trail when they were far away from home.

This was the first use of the new  Saddle Light Navigation System.

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#2017 AWG_Pics

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Posted 06 December 2022 - 02:10 PM

Cowboys would put a lantern on their saddle at night so they

could find the trail when they were far away from home.

This was the first use of the new  Saddle Light Navigation System.

 Frank

 

OK that got me laughing!


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Posted 06 December 2022 - 03:49 PM

Cowboys would put a lantern on their saddle at night so they
could find the trail when they were far away from home.
This was the first use of the new  Saddle Light Navigation System.
 Frank


Gold star Frank!
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#2019 Casa Escarlata Robles Too

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Posted 06 December 2022 - 11:33 PM

Walmart just started a new section in some of their stores.

A dentist service,with a quick no wait lane for people with 12 teeth or less.

 

Frank


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#2020 ski3pin

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Posted 07 December 2022 - 01:01 AM

Walmart just started a new section in some of their stores.

A dentist service,with a quick no wait lane for people with 12 teeth or less.

 

Frank

 

And then there's the awful joke that it was a banjo picker who named it a "toothbrush" and not a "teethbrush."


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