The other day a friend asked if any of those end of world predictions have come true.
good one!
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I need to hear a good new joke
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, Jun 08 2012 02:34 AM
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Posted 04 February 2023 - 05:56 PM
If you watch the Jaws movie backwards it's about a nice big fish that repairs broken boats
and replaces limbs of disabled people.
What a sweet animal.
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#2053
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Posted 04 February 2023 - 10:16 PM
What did one coffin say to the other coffin?
Is that you coughing?
My father thought was the funniest joke ever….
Is that you coughing?
My father thought was the funniest joke ever….
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#2054
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Posted 09 February 2023 - 04:58 AM
An old blind Arizona cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.
I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy…. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times…”
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.
I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy…. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times…”
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Posted 09 February 2023 - 08:23 PM
That's a good one.
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#2056
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Posted 18 February 2023 - 04:51 PM
Today I ordered a chicken and some eggs from Amazon.
We'll see.
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#2057
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Posted 18 February 2023 - 05:09 PM
Today I ordered a chicken and some eggs from Amazon.
We'll see.
The answer at last!
I am haunted by waters
#2058
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Posted 19 February 2023 - 03:11 PM
How do you think the unthinkable?
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With an ithberg.
I am haunted by waters
#2059
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Posted 19 February 2023 - 03:34 PM
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Posted 03 March 2023 - 04:02 PM
I want to know who it was. Who put the needle in the hay stack?
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