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I need to hear a good new joke

Started by ski3pin , Jun 08 2012 02:34 AM

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#2071 ski3pin

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Posted 29 March 2023 - 10:54 PM

Nowadays, whenever I begin to think a situation is tough, I remember I used to hold the flashlight for my Dad.

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#2072 Wandering Sagebrush

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Posted 30 March 2023 - 12:33 AM

Nowadays, whenever I begin to think a situation is tough, I remember I used to hold the flashlight for my Dad.

There’s a great (true) family story about the time we had the first ranch on the Rogue River. I was a toddler roaming around the house and equipment shed with a hammer in my hand.

Dad said don’t go near that car with the hammer, he worked in town and left the house about 3 AM.

Dad drove about 20 miles into town with a flashlight and no headlights.

For the record, that’s only one of many (true) stories of my misadventures and misspent toddlerhood at the ranch.

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#2073 ski3pin

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Posted 30 March 2023 - 01:48 AM

There’s a great (true) family story about the time we had the first ranch on the Rogue River. I was a toddler roaming around the house and equipment shed with a hammer in my hand.

Dad said don’t go near that car with the hammer, he worked in town and left the house about 3 AM.

Dad drove about 20 miles into town with a flashlight and no headlights.

For the record, that’s only one of many (true) stories of my misadventures and misspent toddlerhood at the ranch.

I like that story. In brings back so many stories about all the "training" I deserved.

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#2074 Wandering Sagebrush

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Posted 30 March 2023 - 01:54 AM

Training: a euphemism for receiving the old fashioned paddling.

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#2075 Casa Escarlata Robles Too

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Posted 30 March 2023 - 10:56 PM

Spare the rod and spoil the child,that's what I remember.

I went to Catholic school for the first 3 years and remember the Nuns

and the 3" wide strap they carried under their habit just on the other side of the Rosary.

They also made use of the 16" ruler on the knuckles.

Oh what good times,HA HA.

Frank

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#2076 buckland

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Posted 02 April 2023 - 12:04 AM

darn... april fools nonetheless less... wish it were true

https://news.orvis.c...5f00000MavmaAAB

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#2077 Mighty Dodge Ram

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Posted 02 April 2023 - 02:47 PM

Good one Buckland!

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