Fishing with Jack Daniels

[K6ON]

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out
of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.
Frogs are very good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his
mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it
in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting
bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little
whiskey in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the
lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little while later, I felt a nudge on my foot. I looked down, there was that
same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

Life is good with Jack Daniels

 

[chnlisle]

There's a bridge for sale somewhere close to Sacramento.

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

now thats fishing.will that work with my bamboo fly rod? frank

 

[CJinCA]

Ahhh, the great outdoors. Reminds me of my brother-in-law Jake......

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready
to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the
kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds
his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.

Jake asks her: "What are you up to?"

Alice smiles: "I'm going hunting with you!"

Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly
decides to take her along. Later they arrive at the hunting
site. Jake sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells
her: "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come
running back as soon as I hear the shot".

Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice
couldn't bag an elephant--much less a deer. Not 10 minutes
pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots.

Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her
stand, he hears Alice screaming: "Get away from my deer!"

Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And
again he hears her yell: "Get away from my deer!" followed by
another volley of gunfire.

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is
surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air.

The cowboy, obviously distraught, says: "Okay, lady, okay!!!!
You can have your deer!!! Just let me get my saddle off it!"

 

[ski3pin]

ahhhh.....some of the classics. Keep 'em coming, I need a laugh!

 

[RJones]

One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they're fishing by, and Bob takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. He does this until the funeral service passes by.

Joe then said "Gee Bob, I didn't know you had it in you!"

Bob then replies " It's the least I could do. After all I was married to her for 30 years."

 

[Marc]

Bob,
Life is good with Old #7 but even better with the Gentelman.

 

[simimike]

Frogs for whiskey? How many frogs do you need? When do you need them? I'll be right there.

Cheers,

Mike