I need to hear a good new joke

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

That's interesting.
Frank

 

[ntsqd]

And then there's the awful joke that it was a banjo picker who named it a "toothbrush" and not a "teethbrush."

Reminds me of the Steve Martin & Martin Short comedy we watched a while back. Steve Martin comes out on the stage at one point with a banjo and sits down on a stool. "It's been brought to my attention that I ought to explain the differences between a banjo and a guitar. This is a banjo. It has a drum head on it that amplifys the sound. A guitar will get you laid."

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Don't make snow angels in a dog park.
Frank

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

Don't make snow angles in a dog park.
Frank

Right?

 

[buckland]

Very Sage advice... I don't know why but it reminded me of the "yellow Snow Warning" in Ireland.... and no they don't mean
that way.

 

[PaulT]

In a dog park, is there a difference between making snow angles and snow angels? I realize this may be an obtuse question but I did see acute angles among some of the participants.

Paul

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

In a dog park, is there a difference between making snow angles and snow angels? I realize this may be an obtuse question but I did see acute angles among some of the participants.

Paul

Right…

 

[ntsqd]

The snow angles are part of the Snow Angels. Unless your Snow Angel is extremely obese, then they're likely to just be Snow Bends.

OK, back on track.....

"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome".
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual".

--Tommy Cooper

 

[ski3pin]

The correct spelling is school, not school. Some people put the second o before the first o which is very wrong.

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

The correct spelling is school, not school. Some people put the second o before the first o which is very wrong.

That could be the "Old English" way of spelling school.
Frank

 

[pvstoy]

How about the new spelling ways...
.

 

[ski3pin]

 

[buckland]

Why can't they make'm like they used to?! Original ideas! and not a single shoot out.
Here's one we can relate to !!

 

[ntsqd]

Anyone been up Horseshoe Meadow Rd lately? LOL

 

[ski3pin]

Anyone been up Horseshoe Meadow Rd lately? LOL

Maybe Whitney Portal Road also? That is a great clip!

 

[ntsqd]

I considered there, but Horseshoe has a lot more of the kind of exposure that Lucy was looking down on (even if they appear to have reversed it in direction) and in the long shots twisted to look steeper than it really is
(conveniently with no trees to tell the truth!). Frankly either would work and I'll bet the Museum in LP knows the answer. Oh darn, now we gotta go find out!

 

[buckland]

I Love Lucy! She was a great comedian way ahead of her time. That road gives me flashbacks of a number of descents making sure I could jump out if necessary! And Rickie..."You got a lot of splaning to do!" I was told by someone that in that piece she had collected a lot of rocks from their trip.... a lot of rocks.

 

[ski3pin]

I considered there, but Horseshoe has a lot more of the kind of exposure that Lucy was looking down on (even if they appear to have reversed it in direction) and in the long shots twisted to look steeper than it really is
(conveniently with no trees to tell the truth!). Frankly either would work and I'll bet the Museum in LP knows the answer. Oh darn, now we gotta go find out!

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now, when I speak, I have this weird Axe scent.

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

Legoland, just down the road from us, is having a huge sale at their gift shop.


People are lined up for blocks!