I need to hear a good new joke

[Wandering Sagebrush]

Breaking News!

Meteorologist who developed the heat index has died.

He was 89 years old, but felt like 109.

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

With all the issues going on in the world these
days,I decided to grow my own food. But I am
having a problem finding bacon seeds.
Frank

 

[pvstoy]

They are called soybeans. There is the additional additive that brings out the flavor.
.

 

[ntsqd]

...There is the additional additive that brings out the flavor.

The rest of the pig?

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

They are called soybeans. There is the additional additive that brings out the flavor.
.

Maybe that's the vegan brand.
Frank

 

[Sagebrush Reconnoiterer]

With all the issues going on in the world these
days,I decided to grow my own food. But I am
having a problem finding bacon seeds.
Frank

I planted bacon and sausage trees in my backyard.

 

[ntsqd]

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

Grammar Police… with retort

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Grammar Police… with retortView attachment 1333450

Smart kid with a great retort.I remember that response from a teacher
as a young kid.
Frank

 

[teledork]

Grammar Police… with retort

As a retired elementary school teacher - ouch.

 

[pvstoy]

Went for a walk, came back and this was on my desk. I might look at some of the suggestions out in the field. The author must have issues with cats, or phobia. Maybe on a cat drive out on the range they turned on them?
.

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

In the field there are 30 cows and 28 chicken,how many didn't?
Frank

 

[Vic Harder]

28?

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

In the field there are 30 cows and 28 chicken,how many didn't?
Frank

Clearly it’s 10.

 

[pvstoy]

2

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

2

Nope, it’s 10.

 

[Vic Harder]

??

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

??

Read the post slowly. That might help.
Frank

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Clearly it’s 10.

Steve you get the prize.
Frank

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

Steve you get the prize.
Frank