I need to hear a good new joke

[ski3pin]

Read the post slowly. That might help.
Frank

I agree with Sage. Clearly it is 10.

 

[pvstoy]

I'm down under... weights and fun appears to be different here. Cows and chickens, oh my.

 

[PaulT]

Try that with pigs instead of cows.

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

Try that with pigs instead of cows.

Ok…

In the field there are 30 pigs and 28 chicken, how many didn't?

Once again… 10 didn’t.

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Once again READ THE POST SLOWLY!
Frank

 

[pvstoy]

Sorry mate, on holiday and head is spinning the opposite way..

Spoon feed me.

 

[ski3pin]

Twenty ate

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

Twenty ate

Ten did not.

 

[Vic Harder]

dooohhhhh

 

[ski3pin]

Sorry mate, on holiday and head is spinning the opposite way..

Spoon feed me.

This gave me a smile.

 

[ski3pin]

Mr. Casa's joke took me way back to my hillbilly days as I remembered this

MR Ducks
MR Not Ducks
OS They R
CM Wings
MR Ducks

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Glad to see the mystery is solved.
Like the MR Ducks one.
Frank

 

[PaulT]

Searching for “30 cows 28 chickens” results in far too many hits.

My experience with a roommate’s family pig farm where a 800+ pound lethargic pig proved that big hogs can move way quicker than I had ever imagined. That hog launched itself from a prone position to grab a hapless overconfident chicken and munched it down very quickly.
So 30 pigs & 28 chickens may result in 30 pigs & 0 chickens plus several injured pigs.
Never went back into the pen with the big hog again. Momma didn’t raise no fools.

 

[ski3pin]

One thing I learned living on my uncle's farm in the 1970's. You don't mess with the pigs.

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

I wait until they’re bacon, ham, pork chops, or sausage before I mess with them.