I need to hear a good new joke

[Wandering Sagebrush]

Did you have to take out a "second" on the house to fill up?
Frank

Nah, just used the line of credit.

 

[teledork]

I heard some people are such treasures you just want to bury them.

Excellent!

 

[buckland]

Come on now!……

 

[ski3pin]

I love it!

 

[pvstoy]

Took a few seconds... Got it. Thanks..

 

[ski3pin]

 

[pvstoy]

They have some fun... Eh.

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

That is funny

 

[Stray Dog]

funny stuff...

 

[ski3pin]

They have some fun... Eh.

That is funny

funny stuff...

What's so darn funny to us is that Julie's caught me making our snowblowers talk.

 

[craig333]

Snow?

 

[ski3pin]

"Certainly a law degree is a worthwhile endeavor, son, but you need something to fall back on. Now practice your banjo."

 

[Vic Harder]

I saw this post, and I think the poster is supposed to be making fun of some comments made before/after COP26; however, as a strategy for phasing out beer consumption this makes total sense to me!!!

 

[buckland]

That is my plan too.... If the Global Warming Intervention Plan isn't implemented any better this plan will dovetail quite well with the end of happy hours to come. ... make that happy days.

 

[ski3pin]

Julie and I have two lifetimes of drinking credits available. Anyone interested in buying?

 

[buckland]

"I'll gladly pay you Thursday for a hamburger today"

 

[AWG_Pics]

Vic
That is one of the best down under appropriate clips I have seen!
Tony

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

An interesting question, will glass coffins be popular?

Remains to be seen.

 

[ski3pin]

Ouch!

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Man walks along the beach and stumbles on a brass lantern.
He rubs it to clean it of sand and the genie pops out.
"thanks"says the genie for releasing me.
I'll give you a wish for that kind deed.

The man thinks for a few minutes ,then tells the genie,
"make me irresistible to women and something they can't
live without".

Poof the genie turns the man into a "credit card"