I need to hear a good new joke

[ntsqd]

Maybe telling my wife that one before her first coffee dose of the day wasn't the best of ideas.......

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

With food going up in price,if you drop food on the floor the
5 second rule has been extended to 10 seconds.
Frank

 

[JaSAn]

0.1 second rule in my house. If I'm not that fast the beagle's got it.

 

[PaulT]

These signs are humorous, (once you get past the Youtube ads)

Paul

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Great collection of signs.
Thanks.
Frank

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Good one.
Frank

 

[ski3pin]

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

That was priceless.
Thanks.
Frank

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

I do believe the Boss of Me submitted this one…

 

[ski3pin]

I am chuckling, chuckling a lot.

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

I am chuckling, chuckling a lot.

Well, I really do need a lighter shotgun. After all, I am in my geezerhood. Maybe a 28 gauge.

 

[ntsqd]

From ADV:

"So when I was in grade school, one kid's grandpa came and told a story about when he was in the war.

Anywhos, this old guy had a funny accent and was talking about these Fawkers flying over and doing this, and these Fawkers coming out of the clouds and doing that. A lot of us were snickering because with his accent, "Fawker" sounded like, well, you know. Finally the teacher said "Sir, I believe it is pronounced "Foe-ker", like "poker"? The old guy just shook his head and said "No ma'am, these Fawkers were flying Messerschmitts"
--DesmoDog

 

[Vic Harder]

that's a good one!

 

[Mighty Dodge Ram]

 

[ski3pin]

Shouldn't a group of squid be called a squad?

 

[buckland]

sure like moose.... are meese

 

[PaulT]

And I always the plural of squid was sailors.

Paul

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

And I always the plural of squid was sailors.

Paul

That is very true,Paul.
Frank

 

[AWG_Pics]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy.

He's a web designer.