I need to hear a good new joke

[Vic Harder]

I like that last one. Wise words.

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Yes very true words.
Frank

 

[buckland]

Never believe an atom............. they make up everything

 

[Vic Harder]

Pun alert!!!

 

[PaulT]

One of the more expensive groaners, I have seen.



Paul

 

[ski3pin]

I like the igloo!

 

[buckland]

If you can't think of a word, say, I forgot the English word for it. That way people will think you're bilingual instead of an idiot

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

I'll have to remember that.
I always like new ways to not look like an idiot.
Frank

 

[ski3pin]

Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland.

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

Fritz the Wonder Dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out. No word yet…

edit: I am waiting for his vowel movement.

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

GROAN.

Frank

 

[PaulT]

While I groaned, my wife said she’d swat you for that. She really likes dogs and scrabble.

In all fairness, I may have let the joke drag on long enough for her to get sucked into the vortex.

Paul

 

[ski3pin]

vortex.

Paul

Great word. Be sure and place the x on a triple letter score!

 

[ski3pin]

Fritz the Wonder Dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out. No word yet…

edit: I am waiting for his vowel movement.

Julie really liked this one, Mr. Sage!

 

[ski3pin]

Headstone found in a cemetery -

Here lies an atheist
all dressed up and no place to go

 

[AWG_Pics]

Fritz the Wonder Dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out. No word yet…

edit: I am waiting for his vowel movement.

My wife loves to play a game of scrabble after dinner when we are out boondocking. She really loved this Joke, Steve!

 

[buckland]

Old favorite

 

[ski3pin]

My wife loves to play a game of scrabble after dinner when we are out boondocking. She really loved this Joke, Steve!

Julie beat me by 70 points last evening after dinner. This is becoming a regular event..................

 

[AWG_Pics]

Julie beat me by 70 points last evening after dinner. This is becoming a regular event..................

I routinely get slaughtered by my wife nearly every time. It is not will I get beat, but how bad will I get beat?

 

[ski3pin]

I routinely get slaughtered by my wife nearly every time. It is not will I get beat, but how bad will I get beat?

Yup, last night's 70 point victory by Julie was a much better showing on my part.