You know you're a geezer when.......................

[camelracer]

When Willie Nelson turned 75 he wrote a poem to celebrate his geezerdom.
https://www.facebook.com/notes/indonesian-business-promotion-advertising/willie-nelson-latest-poem/10150261182183257

 

[craig333]

http://www.songlyrics.com/pete-seeger/get-up-and-go-lyrics/

 

[wuck]

Ah, Mr. Ski3Pin forgot his own yardstick . . .

You qualify for a NP Geezer Pass!!

So, call me not quite a geezer, but soon

 

[ski3pin]

When Willie Nelson turned 75 he wrote a poem to celebrate his geezerdom.
https://www.facebook.com/notes/indonesian-business-promotion-advertising/willie-nelson-latest-poem/10150261182183257

Well, then I'm not a geezer, but I'm keeping my card.

 

[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Well, then I'm not a geezer, but I'm keeping my card.

Me also.My card will have to be "ripped from my cold stiff hands."
Geezer on.
Frank

 

[ski3pin]

Get Up And Go - Pete Seeger

Craig, thank you for the wonderful reminder of this.

 

[ntsqd]

I *think* it was here that I first saw this, but I've forgotten.....

 

[Lighthawk]

Ah, Mr. Ski3Pin forgot his own yardstick . . .

You qualify for a NP Geezer Pass!!

So, call me not quite a geezer, but soon

Yeah, what he said!
But, I'm waiting as long as I can.

 

[ski3pin]

You know you're a geezer when you have no idea what you walked back into the kitchen to get.

 

[simimike]

You know you're a geezer when you have no idea what you walked back into the kitchen to get.

I walked back into the kitchen? When did that happen?

 

[billharr]

You know you're a geezer when you have no idea what you walked back into the kitchen to get.

 

[DLN]

..........when you forget you're a geezer.

 

[craig333]

I lost a tool like that yesterday. Looked all over. It was by my feet.

 

[ntsqd]

I never loose tools. Sometimes the 5th dimensional time-warp takes them on a joy ride. All I can do is try to wait patiently until they are returned.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

[PaulT]

I never loose tools. Sometimes the 5th dimensional time-warp takes them on a joy ride. All I can do is try to wait patiently until they are returned.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

So, you're saying your tools go up, up and away in a beautiful balloon?

Paul

 

[Foy]

I have to wear my eyeglasses to see at a distance as well as at an intermediate distance. For up close, I have to take them off. In my geezerdom, I've spent far too much time looking for where I laid them down only to find them later...........on top of my head.

Sheesh!

Foy

 

[ski3pin]

I believe it was Mark Twain that said he had three pairs of glasses. One pair to see things far away. A second pair to see things close up. A third pair to look for the other two.

 

[chnlisle]

I no longer find staying under the speed limit a challenge.

 

[simimike]

I no longer find staying under the speed limit a challenge

Same here, Now if I can just remember to turn off the right turn signal.

Mike

 

[craig333]

I had something else to add but I forgot what it was