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Belay On
Posted 10 January 2021 - 02:46 AM
I was thinking back to when my kids were quite young, and my son asked me where poo came from. I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest answer.
He looked perplexed and stared at me for a minute then asked....and Tigger?
That's similar to the one about the new kid in class who asked the health teacher where he came from. The teacher covered all the nuances of sex ed in glorious detail and ended the presentation with a big smile. The kid said said, "Wow! My Dad said I came from Texas."
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The Weatherman
Posted 10 January 2021 - 02:53 AM
That's similar to the one about the new kid in class who asked the health teacher where he came from. The teacher covered all the nuances of sex ed in glorious detail and ended the presentation with a big smile. The kid said said, "Wow! My Dad said I came from Texas."
I was about to post something similar, except in the version I heard: the kid is asking his dad "Where...?" ... And the punchline is: "Oh... Billy says he's from Cleveland.
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Doctor Electric
Posted 10 January 2021 - 08:54 PM
Doctor Electric
Posted 10 January 2021 - 08:55 PM
Then there was the kid who asked his dad, " What are sex?" First dad corrected his grammar and explained that the questions should be "What is sex?"
Then he proceeded to explain procreation in as simple a way as he could for a five year old.
When he finished the kid said, "Wow, this doesn't make any sense. Mom told me to tell you that supper will be ready in two secs."
Belay On
Posted 10 January 2021 - 09:14 PM
Then there was the kid who asked his dad, " What are sex?" First dad corrected his grammar and explained that the questions should be "What is sex?"
Then he proceeded to explain procreation in as simple a way as he could for a five year old.
When he finished the kid said, "Wow, this doesn't make any sense. Mom told me to tell you that supper will be ready in two secs."
Yup, we're laughing. 
2003 Ford Ranger FX4 Level II 2013 ATC Bobcat SE "And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."- Abraham Lincoln http://ski3pin.blogspot.com/
C'est la vie
Posted 10 January 2021 - 09:20 PM
Some good chuckles at this time are nice.
Thanks keep them coming.
Frank
2002 Tundra AC TRD 4WD Limited 2009 ATC Bobcat loaded http://sharychic.blogspot.com/
Belay On
Posted 10 January 2021 - 11:21 PM
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll have?"
The rabbit says, "I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect."
2003 Ford Ranger FX4 Level II 2013 ATC Bobcat SE "And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."- Abraham Lincoln http://ski3pin.blogspot.com/
Senior Member
Posted 12 January 2021 - 02:56 AM
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Into the Great Empty
Posted 16 January 2021 - 02:57 AM
Seems true
lived for several years each in Montana, Utah, Idaho, Texas, Washington, Oregon.
2019 Tundra, Hawk.
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C'est la vie
Posted 16 January 2021 - 08:48 PM
Great observation ,how true.
Frank
2002 Tundra AC TRD 4WD Limited 2009 ATC Bobcat loaded http://sharychic.blogspot.com/
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