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[Casa Escarlata Robles Too]

Okay, and part two for me: you know you're a geezer when you're additionally informed that a bit of your father's stuff - and your own, since you poached the extras - is ALSO behind display glass as part of a " look what they used " exhibition in a terminal in Denver  Airport. 

 

Really glad they told me that before I went through Denver airport and saw bits and pieces from our garage on display  passing by whilst walking down a moving sidewalk ...talk about the twilight zone...

That must have been a shock.
Frank

[ski3pin]

Okay, and part two for me: you know you're a geezer when you're additionally informed that a bit of your father's stuff - and your own, since you poached the extras - is ALSO behind display glass as part of a " look what they used " exhibition in a terminal in Denver  Airport. 

 

Really glad they told me that before I went through Denver airport and saw bits and pieces from our garage on display  passing by whilst walking down a moving sidewalk ...talk about the twilight zone...

 

That is pretty darn neat!

[ski3pin]

Just a reminder from the first post that set the terms for this topic -

 

"Sexual and bodily function answers are not allowed. Not because we're prudes, but because as geezers, we've already heard them all. So let's be more creative, positive, and happy."

 

so lets continue this happy exploration into the geezer years!  

[cwdtmmrs]

You order 3 minute eggs for breakfast and the waitress asks for payment in advance.

[PackRat]

......when middle-aged women hold the door open for you at the bank or when shopping. (a guy thing)

[ski3pin]

good ones!

[camelracer]

You know you're old when the lady lying on the floor in the Life Alert ad looks hot.

[ski3pin]

......... when you know the easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

[Wandering Sagebrush]

......... when you know the easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Hmmmm, it appears I have been a geezer my entire adult life. No wonder I feel so old.

[Wandering Sagebrush]

An old Geezer is on a cruise ship and wanders up to the bar and asks for a scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives him the drink he says, "I'm on the cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today."
The bartender says "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink...... in fact, this one is on me."

As the geezer finishes his drink, a woman to his right says, "I would like to buy you a drink too."

The geezer says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a scotch with two drops of water." "Coming up," says the bartender. As he finishes his drink, a man to his left says, "I would like to buy you one too."

The geezer says, "Thank you. Bartender, I would like another scotch with two drops of water." "Comin' right up," the bartender says. As he gives him the drink he says, "Sir, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"

The old boy replies, "Sonny, when you're my age, you learn how to hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole other issue."