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[the fisherman]

A young good looking cowboy walked into a drug store in Montana and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said she was the only pharmacist and she and her sister owned the store, and there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help him.
The cowpoke said it was something he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him she was completely professional and whatever it was he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
The cowboy then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection, It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrasment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it".
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister". When she returned, she said," We discussed it a great length and the absolute best we can do is as follows: 1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, and $3000 a month living expenceses".