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#1901 ski3pin

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Posted 25 December 2021 - 07:35 PM

5 out of 4 people struggle with math.


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#1902 ski3pin

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Posted 25 December 2021 - 07:36 PM

I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon. I'll let you know.


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#1903 Wandering Sagebrush

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Posted 26 December 2021 - 04:46 PM

When does a joke become a dad joke?

 

When it becomes apparent.


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#1904 buckland

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Posted 01 January 2022 - 08:49 PM

happy new year!

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Edited by buckland, 01 January 2022 - 08:50 PM.

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#1905 Vic Harder

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Posted 02 January 2022 - 11:43 PM

Love it buckland!  

 

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#1906 buckland

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Posted 02 January 2022 - 11:45 PM

Sounds like my ole Subaru!


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#1907 Vic Harder

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Posted 21 January 2022 - 03:52 AM

A few electrical jokes:

 

I caught my son chewing on an electrical cord.
 
So I had to ground him.
 
He's doing better currently.
 
And conducting himself properly....

 

 

and

 

tesla

Edited by Vic Harder, 21 January 2022 - 06:49 AM.

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#1908 Wandering Sagebrush

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Posted 21 January 2022 - 04:40 AM

What do you call a carpenter who tries to do an electrician’s job?

 

Dead carpenter.


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#1909 Tuff Guy 62

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Posted 21 January 2022 - 05:03 AM

A MAN dies at the Arizona, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico border.

He had to have four coroner's.
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#1910 ski3pin

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Posted 21 January 2022 - 05:20 AM

A MAN dies at the Arizona, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico border.
He had to have four coroner's.


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