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I need to hear a good new joke
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, Jun 08 2012 02:34 AM
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#1891
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Posted 29 November 2021 - 12:04 AM
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#1892
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Posted 15 December 2021 - 03:28 PM
My wife said, "You haven't been listening to a word I've said." Why does she start so many conversations like this?
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#1893
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Posted 16 December 2021 - 12:30 AM
I didn’t mention it, but I had surgery last week. The anesthesiologist was clowning around, and offered to knock me out with my choice of gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar decision.
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#1894
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Posted 16 December 2021 - 12:36 AM
Ah yes ole Boolean logic!
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#1895
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Posted 16 December 2021 - 12:39 AM
Ouch, ouch, ouch. Did I say ouch? I hope so. I said ouch. Ouch.
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#1896
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Posted 16 December 2021 - 01:08 AM
Did you hear about the astronomers who got tired of watching the moon an entire 24 hours?
They just called it a day.
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#1897
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Posted 16 December 2021 - 09:36 PM
A man at a bar quietly drinking his beer looking somewhat dejected. The bartender sees him and and asked "what's wrong buddy"?
The guy just shakes his head and says "I don't know what's wrong with me"............ The bartender replies..... "I'm guessing, but I bet you aren't married".
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Henry David Thoreau
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#1898
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Posted 17 December 2021 - 06:01 PM
Just couldn't pass this one up.Enjoy.
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Posted 18 December 2021 - 02:00 AM
It’s Friday, I picked my paycheck and the envelope was full of parsley...
My wages were garnished.
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Posted 25 December 2021 - 07:18 PM
Occasionally I wake up cranky. Most times I let her sleep.
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