Have you ever thought that if your memory keeps getting worse, you could plan your own surprise party?
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Posted 14 November 2018 - 07:47 PM
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Posted 17 November 2018 - 06:09 AM
Nothing embarrases psychics more than throwing them a surprise party.
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Posted 17 November 2018 - 06:35 AM
Nothing embarrases psychics more than throwing them a surprise party.
Man, that was snorting out loud funny... thanks !!!
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Posted 18 November 2018 - 05:15 AM
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
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Posted 18 November 2018 - 05:53 PM
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" replied the teacher. "Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" replied the teacher. "Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
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Posted 19 November 2018 - 07:15 PM
Has this one been done before?
It is one of my favorites.
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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day.
"In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive.
In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.
However," he pointed out, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
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Posted 19 November 2018 - 07:44 PM
good one!
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Posted 19 November 2018 - 08:08 PM
Did you hear about the physic conference that was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances?
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Posted 20 November 2018 - 02:37 AM
Did you hear about the physic conference that was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances?
Probably was a surprise party.
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Posted 01 December 2018 - 08:24 PM
Rudolph The Red Knows.
But, honey, what is it Rudolph The Red Knows?
Rudolph the Red Knows Rain, Dear.
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