The fastest animal on land is the toddler right after you ask, "What's in your mouth?"
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I need to hear a good new joke
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, Jun 08 2012 02:34 AM
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Posted 06 April 2019 - 05:34 PM
2003 Ford Ranger FX4 Level II 2013 ATC Bobcat SE "And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."- Abraham Lincoln http://ski3pin.blogspot.com/
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Posted 08 April 2019 - 03:29 PM
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Posted 08 April 2019 - 03:48 PM
I am haunted by waters
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Posted 08 April 2019 - 07:52 PM
Love it Steve.
That's the same sound I get.
Frank
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Posted 27 April 2019 - 05:50 AM
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.
A receding hareline.
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Posted 04 May 2019 - 05:02 AM
My grandfather always said, "When one door closes, another one opens."
He was a good man but a not so good cabinet maker.
He was a good man but a not so good cabinet maker.
2003 Ford Ranger FX4 Level II 2013 ATC Bobcat SE "And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."- Abraham Lincoln http://ski3pin.blogspot.com/
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Posted 05 May 2019 - 06:55 PM
Now that the Alpha Females are taking jobs outside of the home, many husbands are staying home and taking on the responsibilities of helping out with some of the labor intensive housework. The GE Big Boy Home Appliances are just the thing men need to get the job done. (Shades of the Binford 6000 on Tim The Tool Man Taylor's show "Tool Time")
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2012 ATC Puma Shell build - https://www.wanderth...012-puma-build/
Power considerations thread - https://www.wanderth...e-power-scotty/
Building out an electrical system - So, you want to setup a good electrical system in your camper? - Electrical, Charging, Solar, Batteries and Generators - Wander the West
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Posted 06 May 2019 - 02:01 AM
Now that the Alpha Females are taking jobs outside of the home, many husbands are staying home and taking on the responsibilities of helping out with some of the labor intensive housework. The GE Big Boy Home Appliances are just the thing men need to get the job done. (Shades of the Binford 6000 on Tim The Tool Man Taylor's show "Tool Time")Spot on Vic!!
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Posted 06 May 2019 - 02:03 AM
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.
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Posted 06 May 2019 - 02:32 AM
Seen on sign in front of veterinarian's office in Sisters, Oregon this weekend:
Front of sign: "A tapeworm walks into a bar,"
Other side of sign: "Asks: Is this stool taken?"
Paul
I thought getting old would take longer.
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