An old classic!
So is this one -
Have you heard this joke? An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Posted 19 July 2021 - 11:04 PM
An old classic!
So is this one -
Have you heard this joke? An Irishman walks out of a bar.
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Posted 19 July 2021 - 11:36 PM
I think this one is better acted out with voices and movement but you can use your imagination -
A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman sit down and order pints of ale. The Englishman finds a fly in his pint and asks the bartender for a fresh glass. The Irishman finds a fly in his pint, shrugs his shoulders and drinks it on down. The Scotsman finds a fly in his pint, picks it out and shakes it up and down yelling, "spit it out!"
Posted 31 July 2021 - 07:37 AM
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall and thought to myself:
That's a little condescending.
Posted 09 August 2021 - 02:00 AM
Forget about walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. You ought to spend 20 seconds in my head.
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Posted 12 August 2021 - 07:53 PM
Forget about walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. You ought to spend 20 seconds in my head.
20 seconds in my head? I really don't think I could wish that on anyone (because how would I get them out again?)
Posted 27 August 2021 - 05:14 AM
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Posted 27 August 2021 - 04:18 PM
A teacher demonstrates a science experiment for her class. She places one worm in each of four test tubes. Tube number one she fills with beer. Tube number two she fills with wine. Tube number three she fills with whiskey. Tube number four she fills with mineral water. The next morning the class examines the four test tubes. The worm is dead in the test tube with beer. The same with the wine and whiskey tubes. Tube number four with mineral water the worm is alive and happy.
"What do we learn from this experiment?" the teacher asks the class.
The first student answers, "Anyone who drinks beer, wine, and whiskey does not have worms."
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Posted 25 September 2021 - 04:08 AM
The great German actress Zelda had done everything but for one thing - she'd never won an Academy Award. She was known for being terribly temperamental and choosy about her parts, but was also known to soften for the promise of the elusive award.
One day she was called by the great director, Meyer Schmidt, and asked to review a new script he had. She read the script and immediately rejected it.
"Iss Nicht my type of script, Meyer, and I'll NOT do it."
"But HONEYKINS," he cried, "It's a WONDERFUL script."
"I didn't say it wasn't Vunderful or goot, but I'll not do it."
"But Sweetiekins, ", Meyer continued, "with my direction and your acting and name, it will make us MILLIONS."
"More Geldt I don't need. Ich do nicht like the script."
"But, DARLING, don't you see, with my connections, I can almost GUARANTEE you an Academy Award with a good performance."
Zelda thought a moment then agreed and said:
Oh, I'd LUFF to be an Oscar veener, Meyer
Posted 25 September 2021 - 06:48 PM
Ohhhh,that;s bad.Ha Ha.
Frank
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Posted 25 September 2021 - 07:34 PM
Ohhhh,that;s bad.Ha Ha.
Frank
yup
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