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#1941 pvstoy

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Posted 03 March 2022 - 03:26 AM

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

 

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy.

 

He's a web designer.

 

+1  Nice!


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#1942 ski3pin

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Posted 09 March 2022 - 09:36 PM

The three signs of laziness -

 

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#1943 ski3pin

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Posted 10 March 2022 - 01:12 AM

I was curious why the ball was getting bigger and then it hit me.


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#1944 Vic Harder

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Posted 10 March 2022 - 01:49 AM

I was curious why the ball was getting bigger and then it hit me.

 

groan!


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#1945 Wandering Sagebrush

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Posted 10 March 2022 - 03:23 PM

Groan +1

 

Love those groaners.


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#1946 smlobx

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Posted 11 March 2022 - 01:46 PM

I tried to donate blood today. NEVER AGAIN!!

 

Too many stupid questions.

- whose blood is it?

- where did you get it?

- why is it in a bucket?


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#1947 ski3pin

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Posted 15 March 2022 - 07:51 PM

Dear Algebra, please stop asking about your x. She's never coming back and don't ask y.


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#1948 ski3pin

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Posted 15 March 2022 - 07:55 PM

Adam and Eve were the first to ignore Apple terms and conditions.


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#1949 pvstoy

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Posted 15 March 2022 - 08:20 PM

Couple of nice ones
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#1950 BillTheHiker

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Posted 16 March 2022 - 04:33 PM

I'm hearing voices in my head: "battery low, battery low, battery low..."


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