NPS humor…
Bro, you want this pamphlet?
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I need to hear a good new joke
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, Jun 08 2012 02:34 AM
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I am haunted by waters
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Posted 28 February 2024 - 08:04 PM
Hey all members remember to change your calendar ahead tonight at 2400 hours.
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Posted 28 February 2024 - 08:26 PM
Quote: "Hey all members remember to change your calendar ahead tonight at 2400 hours."
Are you sure the reason for the long February isn´t Global Warming?
Edited by Manfred65, 28 February 2024 - 08:58 PM.
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Posted 29 February 2024 - 03:17 PM
Am I catching up, getting ahead, or making up for lost time today?
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Posted 29 February 2024 - 03:33 PM
My dad told me to fall behind as soon as you can…. That way you’ll have more time to catch up
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Posted 10 March 2024 - 06:01 AM
Today I saw a bird get a worm at two in the afternoon. Sleep in everyone!
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Posted 10 March 2024 - 11:09 PM
Today I saw a bird get a worm at two in the afternoon. Sleep in everyone!
Hahaha, you first!
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Posted 27 March 2024 - 09:40 PM
A squirrel infestation in a small midwestern town.
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God’s divine will.
At the Baptist church the squirrels took an interest in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistry and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unbeknownst to the Baptists, instinctively knew how to swim. Twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. They humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.
The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They did not kill any squirrels but learned how much damage a band of drunken squirrels can do.
The Catholic church came up with a more creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.
The Jewish synagogue was most successful with their approach. They circumcised the first squirrel that showed up. They haven’t seen a squirrel since.
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Posted 27 March 2024 - 11:07 PM
Circumcision will do it every time.I guess that's why I don't go to church.
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