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#1231 ski3pin

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Posted 03 February 2019 - 05:43 PM

Ah, so now we know the area origin of the joke! :)

 

Hmmm...  Those are Florida Keys place names.  Ocean Reef Drive in Key Largo to Marathon Government Center is about 70 miles and an hour-and-a-half drive one-way (and that's if you don't have papers to deliver) according to my Google-ator.  And the bay side of Blackwater Sound isn't along the route. 

 

The old fart may not have been rich but he wasn't lazy!  :)

 

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Posted 03 February 2019 - 07:42 PM

And a pirates favorite fast food restaurant is Arrrrby’s

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Posted 04 February 2019 - 11:26 PM

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
 


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Posted 05 February 2019 - 12:09 AM

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.


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Posted 12 February 2019 - 05:59 AM

Some people think that puns are rather juvenile......

I prefer to think of them as full groan.
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Posted 17 February 2019 - 05:56 AM

I am self-employed. If you see me talking to myself, please do not disturb. I'm having a staff meeting.
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#1237 CougarCouple

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Posted 17 February 2019 - 04:43 PM

thanks for the heads up some were beginning to be concerned :)


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Posted 18 February 2019 - 04:22 AM

When you start asking yourself "could you repeat that?" its time to start getting concerned.


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Posted 18 February 2019 - 11:33 AM

My dad said it is okay to talk to yourself.... as long as you don't interrupt !


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Posted 18 February 2019 - 02:02 PM

What do you call a Bear without ears? —>> B
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