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[ski3pin]

What do you call a Bear without ears? —>> B

 

We both like it!        

 

But, shouldn't that be, "What do you call bears without ears?"

 

picky, picky, picky, send us to our rooms!

[Wandering Sagebrush]

We both like it!        
 
But, shouldn't that be, "What do you call bears without ears?"
 
picky, picky, picky, send us to our rooms!

A bear walks into a restaurant and say’s “I want a grilllllled………………………………………cheese.” The waiter says “Whats with the pause?”

The bear replies “Whaddya mean, I’M A BEAR.”

[ski3pin]

A bear walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve bears in bars in Billings.........................."

[Wandering Sagebrush]

In the Arctic, what do you call two bears who can’t be friends?

Polar opposites.

[ski3pin]

A bear walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve bears in bars in Billings.........................."

 

......................the bear asks for a beer and the bartender says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."

[Wandering Sagebrush]

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar-bear

[ski3pin]

......................the bear asks for a beer and the bartender says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."

 

.............................the bear insists and yells, "You better get me a beer!" The bartender says, "We don't serve beer to bully bears in bars in Billings."

[Wandering Sagebrush]

This line of groaners is getting un-bear-able.

[buckland]

So basically a beer-less bear in Billings

[ski3pin]

Sad, because a bear doesn't want a shot in Montana.