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[ski3pin]

Vet to dog owner, "Try not talking to him in that sickening baby voice for a few days and we'll see if the vomiting continues."

[craig333]

Lol

[DextMorg]

September 15th is national camouflage day.

I hope I don't see anyone celebrating.

[JaSAn]

Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that has Red and Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my bourbon, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to put my clothes back on.

It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

 

[craig333]

Which bourbon?

[smlobx]

Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that has Red and Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my bourbon, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to put my clothes back on.

It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

 

Seeing that I live in the Moonshine Capital of the US (Franklin County, VA) your post hits close to home!

Edited by smlobx, 19 November 2019 - 10:59 PM.

[ski3pin]

It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.

"Please let me in," says the man desperately. "I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one."

"Okay," says the butcher. "Let me see what I have left." He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.

"That one is too skinny. What else you got?" says the man.

The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.

"Oh, no," says the man, "That one doesn't look any better. You better give me both of them!"

[Wandering Sagebrush]

I have been so doggone tired today.

 

Last night I dreamed of mufflers all night long.

 

...no wonder I'm exhausted...

[ski3pin]

 

[Wandering Sagebrush]

Wow, that was from a few days back.