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#1451 craig333

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Posted 22 May 2020 - 07:55 PM

Thats a good one!


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#1452 Casa Escarlata Robles Too

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Posted 22 May 2020 - 10:43 PM

Boy Ski you and Julie lead sheltered lives.

Get out and find a"Target Husband Group".

Frank


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#1453 Wandering Sagebrush

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Posted 22 May 2020 - 11:25 PM

Honestly, I’m not sure what was funniest, the video, or you and Julie not having the Target experience.   BTW, it’s pronounced Tar-jay.


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#1454 ski3pin

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Posted 22 May 2020 - 11:49 PM

Remember, we live in a town so small it does not have a traffic signal light. It just might push us over the edge to move from here if one ever goes in.

 

Boy Ski you and Julie lead sheltered lives.

Get out and find a"Target Husband Group".

Frank

 

 

Honestly, I’m not sure what was funniest, the video, or you and Julie not having the Target experience.   BTW, it’s pronounced Tar-jay.

 


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#1455 hebegebe

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Posted 23 May 2020 - 12:38 AM

Remember, we live in a town so small it does not have a traffic signal light. It just might push us over the edge to move from here if one ever goes in.


Feel like I’m in the same boat!
If the sewers and streetlights come I’m gone!!!
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#1456 ski3pin

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Posted 23 May 2020 - 01:01 AM

Feel like I’m in the same boat!
If the sewers and streetlights come I’m gone!!!

What's a sewer? The same as septic tank?


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#1457 hebegebe

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Posted 23 May 2020 - 02:01 AM

What's a sewer? The same as septic tank?

no we now have septic systems but yuppie pressure and ostentatious development is encroaching from all sides! Yikes
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#1458 smlobx

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Posted 23 May 2020 - 01:01 PM

Ski my wife and I are literally crying with laughter!

That was hilarious! Thanks for posting.


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#1459 Ted

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Posted 23 May 2020 - 02:55 PM

New monthly budget:  Gas $0  Entertainment $0  Clothes $0   Groceries $2,799.
Breaking News:  Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly
recommended.  Not so much to stop COVID-19, but to stop eating.

Low maintenance chicks are having their moment right now.  We don't
have nails to fill and paint, roots to dye, eyelashes to re-mink, and
are thrilled not to have to get dressed every day.  I have been
training for this moment my entire life!

 

I stepped on my scale this morning.  It said: "Please practice social
distancing. Only one person at a time on scale."

Not to brag, but I haven't been late to anything in over 6 weeks.

It may take a village to raise a child but I swear its going to take a
vineyard to home school one.

I wanted zombies and anarchy.  Instead we got working from home and
toilet paper shortages.
Worst. Apocalypse. Ever.

 

Day 37:  The garbage man placed an AA flyer on my recycling bin.


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#1460 JaSAn

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Posted 23 May 2020 - 03:45 PM

For us ancients that can't get to the gym because they are closed:

 

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