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I need to hear a good new joke
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ski3pin
, Jun 08 2012 02:34 AM
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#1711
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Posted 03 April 2021 - 10:35 PM
2003 Ford Ranger FX4 Level II 2013 ATC Bobcat SE "And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."- Abraham Lincoln http://ski3pin.blogspot.com/
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Posted 03 April 2021 - 11:46 PM
Great APP to have.
Do they have one for us Italians?
Frank
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Posted 04 April 2021 - 03:14 PM
The female officer said, "You're staggering."
I replied, "You're quite stunning yourself”.
She arrested me anyway!
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#1714
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Posted 04 April 2021 - 10:46 PM
A banjo picker dies and goes to heaven. Old St. Pete meets him at the pearly gates and explains that for some reason record numbers are wanting into heaven and they've had to implement an exam you need to pass to gain entrance.
The banjo picker starts to visibly shake.
"Don't worry," St. Pete says. "It's only three questions and we'll take it slow. Why don't you relax and have a seat at the fountain here."
The banjo picker sits and St. Pete begins.
"First question, here we go!" says St. Pete. "What two days in the week begin with the letter T?"
"That's easy!" the banjo picker shouts, "Today and tomorrow!"
St. Pete looks stunned. "That wasn't the answer I was looking for but you got me. For question two we are moving into math. We are really big on math up here in heaven. Most people don't know that. Question two - how many seconds are there in a year?"
"Twelve!" the banjo picker shouts. "That's an easy one too!"
"Twelve?" St. Pete asks.
"Yup, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd...........twelve!"
St. Pete shakes his head. "Again, that wasn't the answer I was looking for but you got me. On to question three and appropriately enough it deals with religion. Question three - what is god's first name?
"Easy again!" the banjo picker shouts and jumps to his feet ready to stroll right on in to the promised land. "Andy!"
"Andy?" St. Pete asked. "How can you say, 'Andy'?"
The banjo picker grins from ear to ear. "It's in the hymn we sang all the time in church. 'Andy walks with me. Andy talks with me. Andy tells me I am his own'!"
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Posted 04 April 2021 - 11:47 PM
Groan,but good.
Frank
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Posted 05 April 2021 - 12:28 AM
A good groaner at that! 
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Posted 06 April 2021 - 07:25 PM
My next camper build!
2015 Silverado 3500 crew cab 8' bed Diesel
2012 ATC Puma Shell build - https://www.wanderth...012-puma-build/
Power considerations thread - https://www.wanderth...e-power-scotty/
Building out an electrical system - So, you want to setup a good electrical system in your camper? - Electrical, Charging, Solar, Batteries and Generators - Wander the West
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Power considerations thread - https://www.wanderth...e-power-scotty/
Building out an electrical system - So, you want to setup a good electrical system in your camper? - Electrical, Charging, Solar, Batteries and Generators - Wander the West
#1718
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Posted 06 April 2021 - 07:28 PM
Off road tires and it will be perfect! 
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Posted 06 April 2021 - 07:32 PM
I was just thinking this morning,people mount bikes on the back of
campers why not mount a camper on a bike.
Wow and there it is.
Vic you must have read my mind.
Frank
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#1720
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Posted 07 April 2021 - 12:02 AM
I was just thinking this morning,people mount bikes on the back of
campers why not mount a camper on a bike.
Wow and there it is.
Vic you must have read my mind.
Frank
And a good read it was too!
2015 Silverado 3500 crew cab 8' bed Diesel
2012 ATC Puma Shell build - https://www.wanderth...012-puma-build/
Power considerations thread - https://www.wanderth...e-power-scotty/
Building out an electrical system - So, you want to setup a good electrical system in your camper? - Electrical, Charging, Solar, Batteries and Generators - Wander the West
2012 ATC Puma Shell build - https://www.wanderth...012-puma-build/
Power considerations thread - https://www.wanderth...e-power-scotty/
Building out an electrical system - So, you want to setup a good electrical system in your camper? - Electrical, Charging, Solar, Batteries and Generators - Wander the West
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