..................................humm, I saw that one coming. 
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I need to hear a good new joke
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Posted 16 May 2021 - 02:49 PM
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Posted 16 May 2021 - 02:51 PM
I married Mr. Right. I found out later his first name was Always.
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Posted 17 May 2021 - 05:51 PM
I married Mr. Right. I found out later his first name was Always.
I married Mrs Right. She made me change my name to Kandu Nuphin Right.....
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Posted 21 May 2021 - 12:41 PM
Why do we never hear about the famous Marx brother's sister Onya? She invented the starting pistol.
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Posted 21 May 2021 - 07:05 PM
How about the Voo sisters,Ronda and Deja you never hear of them?
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Posted 22 May 2021 - 06:07 AM
A guy sits down at a bar and orders drink after drink. "Is everything okay pal?" the bartender asks. The man replies "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wasn't going to talk to me for a month."
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well maybe that's a good thing. You know, a little peace and quiet?"
"Yeah, says the man, but that was 29 days ago."
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well maybe that's a good thing. You know, a little peace and quiet?"
"Yeah, says the man, but that was 29 days ago."
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Posted 22 May 2021 - 03:23 PM
I often wonder why the French so love to eat snails.
I think it’s because they’re not fans of fast food.
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Posted 22 May 2021 - 10:07 PM
I often wonder why the French so love to eat snails.
I think it’s because they’re not fans of fast food.
I was just told by a friend in Vancouver that they refer to them as Eh-scargot.
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Posted 22 May 2021 - 11:55 PM
They are great.We order them while in Barcelona from a restaurant
that specializes in them.
YUM YUM.
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Posted 23 May 2021 - 04:24 AM
I was just told by a friend in Vancouver that they refer to them as Eh-scargot.
How about the snail that wanted to paint a big "S" on the hood of his sports car because he wanted people to point and say, "Look at that "S" car go.....
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