The Bride and I joined the local YMCA, and I have been hitting the gym. my stomach really is FLAT…
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Posted 23 July 2022 - 02:15 PM
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Posted 23 July 2022 - 10:57 PM
This is for banjo players also.
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Posted 25 July 2022 - 01:32 AM
Rather than lessons, I believe Monte was self-taught. Not only does that get you a straight pass into heaven, it gives you martyr status.
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Posted 25 July 2022 - 04:49 PM
Fox knows banjo is good music.
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Posted 25 July 2022 - 05:59 PM
Fox knows banjo is good music.
Nice picking and smart fox.
Thanks.
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Posted 09 August 2022 - 04:49 PM
It is probably the neighbors who earned gold stars on their chart - especially when I was trying to transition from "violin" to "fiddle". And I think I'd add bagpipes to the list with accordion and banjo.
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Posted 15 August 2022 - 08:15 PM
Classic! What is the definition of perfect pitch? When you throw your accordion in a dumpster and it hits a banjo…
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Posted 15 August 2022 - 08:26 PM
and on the same vein
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Posted 19 August 2022 - 10:20 PM
Found this one on the internet:
A man receives a message from a neighbour....
"Sorry sir I am using your wife...day and night... When you are not present at home...In fact , much more than you do . I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty . Hope you will accept my sincere apologies."
The man is down with a heart attack and admitted to hospital
The next day he receives another message
"Sorry sir spelling mistake , it's not wife but wifi".
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Posted 19 August 2022 - 10:46 PM
Found this one on the internet:
A man receives a message from a neighbour...."Sorry sir I am using your wife...day and night... When you are not present at home...In fact , much more than you do . I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty . Hope you will accept my sincere apologies."The man is down with a heart attack and admitted to hospitalThe next day he receives another message"Sorry sir spelling mistake , it's not wife but wifi".
Good one .I hate it when that happens.
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