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[ntsqd]

[pvstoy]

Great

[Happyjax]

[Mighty Dodge Ram]

🤦‍♂️😂😂😂 Good one!

Edited by Mighty Dodge Ram, 23 August 2022 - 05:13 PM.

[teledork]

^that made me think of this:

A man goes to the doctor and tells him - I am  wigwam, I am a teepee, I am a wigwam, I am a teepee - what is wrong with me doc?

 

The doc says - It is very clear to me that you are two tents

[Manfred65]

„DOC, i am sure I am a cookie!“

„You think such a round one?“
„Yes Doc!“
„With a ribbed edge?“
„Yes Doc!“
„ with some salt and pepper on you?“
„Yes Doc! Exactly like that!“
„OK, you are not a cookie, you are a cracker!“

[Stray Dog]

[teledork]

To Do List:

#1 - When money comes out of the ATM scream, "I won, I won!"

#2 - Hire two private investigators and get them to follow one another.

#3 - Wear a shirt that says "Life" and hand out lemons.

#4 - Get into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you are all wondering why I gathered you here today".

#5 - Major in Philosophy - ask people why they want fries with that.

#6 - Run into a store and ask what time it is, when  someone tells you yell "it worked!" and run out cheering.

#7 - Become a doctor, change last name to Acula.

#8 - Buy a parrot and teach it to say, "Help I've been turned into a parrot".

#9 - Change name to Simon, speak in third person.

#10 - Follow joggers in your car blasting Eye of the Tiger for encouragement.

[Wandering Sagebrush]

To Do List:

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#4 - Get into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you are all wondering why I gathered you here today".

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This one is no longer on my list

[teledork]

Funny bear campsite.jpg

excellent!