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#2021 Casa Escarlata Robles Too

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Posted 07 December 2022 - 01:02 AM

That's interesting.

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Posted 07 December 2022 - 01:10 AM

And then there's the awful joke that it was a banjo picker who named it a "toothbrush" and not a "teethbrush."

Reminds me of the Steve Martin & Martin Short comedy we watched a while back. Steve Martin comes out on the stage at one point with a banjo and sits down on a stool. "It's been brought to my attention that I ought to explain the differences between a banjo and a guitar. This is a banjo. It has a drum head on it that amplifys the sound. A guitar will get you laid."


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#2023 Casa Escarlata Robles Too

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Posted 12 December 2022 - 08:38 PM

Don't make snow angels in a dog park.

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Posted 12 December 2022 - 09:06 PM

Don't make snow angles in a dog park.

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Posted 12 December 2022 - 09:06 PM

Very Sage advice... I don't know why but it reminded me of the "yellow Snow Warning" in Ireland.... and no they don't mean

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Posted 13 December 2022 - 10:03 AM

In a dog park, is there a difference between making snow angles and snow angels? I realize this may be an obtuse question but I did see acute angles among some of the participants.  :P

 

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Posted 13 December 2022 - 02:01 PM

In a dog park, is there a difference between making snow angles and snow angels? I realize this may be an obtuse question but I did see acute angles among some of the participants.  :P

 

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#2028 ntsqd

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Posted 13 December 2022 - 02:18 PM

The snow angles are part of the Snow Angels. Unless your Snow Angel is extremely obese, then they're likely to just be Snow Bends.

 

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Posted 14 December 2022 - 05:33 PM

The correct spelling is school, not school. Some people put the second o before the first o which is very wrong.


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#2030 Casa Escarlata Robles Too

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Posted 14 December 2022 - 08:12 PM

The correct spelling is school, not school. Some people put the second o before the first o which is very wrong.

That could be the  "Old English" way of spelling   school.

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